Out of My League                    By Andy Ireland

I saw her at the park

Her face shone out from all the others

She lit up the Dark

I knew she was the one for me

But shes out of my league

Im out of my depth

And Im sinking in her presence

Girls like her are not for guys like me

She says that I am a geek

A loser compared to others

My face turned bleak

I looked like a sweaty drummer

She said that I am just another

Poxy band, freak

She made me feel like dirt

Why I am still obsessed with her then??

Its cos shes out of my league

 Im out of my depth

And Im sinking in her presence

Girls like her are not for guys like me

I saw her at the beach

She saw me walking by

She said boy nice arse

I went a bright red colour

As red as a (coff coff)

She called me a sweaty drummer

I ran to the sea

I was happy shocked and generally pleased

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Because shes out of my league

Im out of my depth

And Im sinking in her presence

Girls like her are not for guys like me

She was outside my house

I was really dreamy

She knocked upon the door

Wearing a thin bikini

And I was wearing nothing

But a pair of boxer shorts

I was in my seventh heaven

Boner like a tree

Because shes out of my league

Im out of my depth

And Im sinking in her presence

Girls like her are not for guys like me

I opened the door

Wearing barely nothing

She said hi my names Mel

I said I knew already

I expect a slap

Im totally in love with you

But instead I got a kiss

Something I knew I wouldnt miss

And now were in the same league

Weve been going out for 3 months

And to give you some hope

A band guy can get in there with the girls

And now were in the same league

Weve been going out for 3 months

And to give you some hope

A band guy can get in there with the girls

And now were in the same league

Weve been going out for 3 months

And to give you some hope

A band guy can get in there with the girls

And now were in the same league

Weve been going out for 3 months

And to give you some hope