an interview with satan
peeky:so what inspired you throughout your career?
satan:well i guess it was my mum mostly,but she pissed me off so i killed her last christmas(laughs)but i still keep her head on my wall so shes always looking over me
peeky:how nice(laughs nervously)so what do you like to do in your spare time?
satan:well i do enjoy long walks on the beach and a little massacre now and then never hurt anyone
peeky:erm,ok.so what will you be getting for christmas this year?
satan:im hoping for some new torture buddies.i also have a plague in a third world country on my list.so hopefully i should be getting some new friends in hell soon.
peeky:ok satan well it was nice speaking to you and i must say you have been a pleasure to interview
satan:and youre the only person whos ever dared interview me.
peeky:argh,what are you doing?is that a match?please,no dont put that in my eye,argh it burns,it burns.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhh................
satan:laughs evily,the world shall be mine,mine i tell you,mine,mwahahahahahaha
